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April
30

In honor of my best friend’s birthday (and because I was too cheap to buy her a legitimate birthday present), I made her some neon Rainbow Vomit cupcakes with warheads(her favorite candy) on top. She seemed to love them, and one of my friends actually I thought I laced the cupcakes with acid because apparently, that’s the kind of person I am.    


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April
28
Fabric

snarkysnit:

Me- “OH MY SATIN”

Mara- “HOLY SILK”

“OH CHIFFON”

“FUCKING VELVET, BRO”

“SHUT THE BURLAP UP”

“SHUT YOUR COTTON MOUTH”

“DON’T POLYESTER WITH ME”

“SUCK MY NYLON”

“YOU DID NOT JUST TALK ABOUT MY RAYON”

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR LEATHER COUCH”

“DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY SPANDEX”

“THIS IS JUST SILKY”

“YOU’RE SUCH A TULLE”

Why is it that I just now noticed this?


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April
27
Supposed to draw a 12 panel strip based off the Great Gatsby for English. I got myrtle’s car accident.

Supposed to draw a 12 panel strip based off the Great Gatsby for English. I got myrtle’s car accident.


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April
19
Hi! I just saw your post on FuckYeahChubbyGirls and I really love your hair color. Do you mind if I ask what exactly you use to get that color? — Anonymous

I used Splat Lusty Lavender, but the colour came out in different shades in different parts of my hair. IE, some parts (like my roots) are purple, others are pink, there’s even a bit of orange in there. The original dye was supposed to come out as purple, but I messed up on bleaching my hair. I’m still pretty pleased with the results, though.   


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April
15
fuckyeahterriblewebcomics:

equiuszahhak:

i don’t even want to buy this ironically

FOURTEEN DOLLARS
also for the record, anon asking about the worst anime webcomics a while ago? YEAH.

Wait, isn’t Miho Tohya a character from Megatokyo? 

fuckyeahterriblewebcomics:

equiuszahhak:

i don’t even want to buy this ironically

FOURTEEN DOLLARS

also for the record, anon asking about the worst anime webcomics a while ago? YEAH.

Wait, isn’t Miho Tohya a character from Megatokyo? 


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April
09
the-unpopular-opinions:

Sure! I enjoy the music that played in the radio back then, I love the movies that were filmed back then, I love the artists of those times and I even love the social culture that existed back then.
But I know that our generation has a lot to offer, and the stuff that what we complain about everyday (HURR JUSTIN BIEBER LADY GAGA NICKI MINAJ HURR POP SUX) is just what the media offers. If you really want to discover what this generation is about, start searching. You will be amazed…
The music, the art, the movies, and other things that this generation has offered to me is invaluable. If you are the kind of person who loves old rock, vintage movies and the 70’s social culture, wake up. Our generation can offer that and much more, just open your eyes.
Find me here.

THIS. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. A lot of the music I listen to tends to be classified as classic rock and when I usually tell people that, they usually infer that I automatically hate any music that was made recently(coughcoughmydadcoughcough). Anyway, for a good 2 or 3 years I went through this phase where I would refuse to listen to any music made past the 90s’ and any other music made by bands that didn’t form until the early 2000s’ were crap and I was convinced I was born in the wrong decade. I was missing on a lot of good things though, and I’m glad I was able to come out of that phase. I think the whole “only (insert some type of art form) from this (insert decade) is good” attitude is crap. No matter what, there will always be good movies, shows, music, comics, etc., you just have to look hard enough and not get too caught up with what you think is crap.  

the-unpopular-opinions:

Sure! I enjoy the music that played in the radio back then, I love the movies that were filmed back then, I love the artists of those times and I even love the social culture that existed back then.

But I know that our generation has a lot to offer, and the stuff that what we complain about everyday (HURR JUSTIN BIEBER LADY GAGA NICKI MINAJ HURR POP SUX) is just what the media offers. If you really want to discover what this generation is about, start searching. You will be amazed…

The music, the art, the movies, and other things that this generation has offered to me is invaluable. If you are the kind of person who loves old rock, vintage movies and the 70’s social culture, wake up. Our generation can offer that and much more, just open your eyes.

Find me here.

THIS. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. A lot of the music I listen to tends to be classified as classic rock and when I usually tell people that, they usually infer that I automatically hate any music that was made recently(coughcoughmydadcoughcough). Anyway, for a good 2 or 3 years I went through this phase where I would refuse to listen to any music made past the 90s’ and any other music made by bands that didn’t form until the early 2000s’ were crap and I was convinced I was born in the wrong decade. I was missing on a lot of good things though, and I’m glad I was able to come out of that phase. I think the whole “only (insert some type of art form) from this (insert decade) is good” attitude is crap. No matter what, there will always be good movies, shows, music, comics, etc., you just have to look hard enough and not get too caught up with what you think is crap.  


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April
08

I made delicious matzo brie for my Passover breakfast today. It’s basically pieces of matzo that was soaked in either milk or water fried with eggs. I made mine with cinnamon, sugar, and garnished it with almonds, but it can also be served savory and I’m sure a few even eat it plain. It’s delicious, filling, and guaranteed to prevent you from having a comfortable bowel movement for a month.     


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April
03

snarkysnit:

upsidedownpelican:

tabiturtle:

tirn33:

Asdfghjkl!

SERIOUSLY??

This better not be bullshit.

TTATT

Some how, I think this is bullshit. The video was ‘leaked’ 6 or 7 months ago, and Cartoon Network still has yet to say anything about it. :c

(Source: chris-kun)


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February
26
Since my main goal is to be a chef, I should probably upload some pictures of the crap I make. Anyway, this was my dinner tonight. Pita topped with deli turkey, tomatoes, parmasan and then toasted. I made an yoghurt sauce with olive oil and just a pinch of sea salt (I wanted to add mint, but there was none on hand. ;_;). It’s a really simple recipe that I came up with when I wasn’t in the mood for a plain ol’ sandwich dinner and had been craving bruschetta all week. It turned out to be really refreshing and yummy, and surprisingly filling!
Also, sorry the picture couldn’t be brighter. My cell phone lacks flash, and the lights over the table weren’t all that bright.                

Since my main goal is to be a chef, I should probably upload some pictures of the crap I make. Anyway, this was my dinner tonight. Pita topped with deli turkey, tomatoes, parmasan and then toasted. I made an yoghurt sauce with olive oil and just a pinch of sea salt (I wanted to add mint, but there was none on hand. ;_;). It’s a really simple recipe that I came up with when I wasn’t in the mood for a plain ol’ sandwich dinner and had been craving bruschetta all week. It turned out to be really refreshing and yummy, and surprisingly filling!

Also, sorry the picture couldn’t be brighter. My cell phone lacks flash, and the lights over the table weren’t all that bright.                


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